Been about a minute and a half since I’ve been here. You bitches completed me, I wondered why I felt so empty the last few months. I’m sorry I ever left you, Tumblr.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
John Ross: Cuz, if ya want me to be your best man you can still ask.
Christopher: You know I was, but I'd thought you'd be busy that week. Trying to screw me over.
John Ross: Well then it's Maid of Honor or nothing.